There was a young lad from Sandusky,
Who wanted to mate with his Husky.
"But because she's Siberian,
Our goodbye was a teary one,
'Cuz my daddy won't harbor a Rusky".   --Canine Casanova

• "Still Husky After All These Years", a song parody by Dimitri
• 80 reasons why animals are better than humans
• Why Dogs Are Better Than Men
• Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
• Verses from "The Sermon Behind the Mount"
• Some Pat McGregor songs with a zoo flair
• Collected funny stuff
• You Know you're a bird person when...
• You know you own big dogs when...

A song just for Senator Exon, courtesy of LaughWeb